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The Seagull Times is a satirical publication.

Articles published on The Seagull Times are written for humour, parody and entertainment. Unless expressly stated otherwise, stories should not be interpreted as factual news reports.

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Important Reminder

If a headline on The Seagull Times claims Eastbourne seagulls have formed a trade union, Brighton has introduced a tax on being from London, or a council has commissioned a £4 million consultation into consultations, checking another source before becoming outraged is strongly recommended.