Thursday, 13 August 2026 · Eastbourne, East Sussex
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5 published stories
Location described as potentially "more valuable than property".
Day trip described as "lovely" despite spending four hours criticising everything.
Judging delayed after organiser couldn't find the raffle tickets.
Insists "it's just different dirt."
Police confirm there is no legal action they can take against "objectively incorrect opinions".