Satire 'News' Stories - Eastbourne, East Sussex
Fifteen-week consultation expected to reveal Eastbourne residents overwhelmingly agree the Carpet Gardens need changing, provided they aren't changed in any way they personally dislike.
A brief period of calm in Eastbourne town centre has reportedly left council officials “deeply concerned”, after residents discovered there were temporarily no roadworks taking pla…
Family appeal for information after routine five-minute journey enters its second afternoon.
Residents praised for remaining vigilant after blue van spends almost nine minutes driving slowly around estate while repeatedly stopping outside houses.
Residents told not to approach waterfront after gulls establish checkpoints and declare area an independent maritime state.
Officials say groundbreaking technology will finally eliminate the outdated practice of looking out of a window.
New sovereign seaside nation immediately closes border with Brighton and announces strategic reserve of tea, deckchairs and emergency cardigans.
Local resident says suspicions were finally raised when the plant survived two holidays, a heatwave and being completely forgotten about for Christmas.
Fictional councillor says years of looking out to sea have provided “all the evidence anyone should reasonably need.”
Birds say decades of dangerous chimney-to-chimney travel have been ignored while humans receive “luxury infrastructure” including pavements.
Family confirm he has made the observation regardless of actual weather conditions since approximately 2015.
Emergency meeting expected to explore radical new strategy where water enters pipe at one end and remains inside until reaching customers.
Birds now refusing anything below restaurant quality.
Windbreak, chairs, cool box and enough supplies to survive several days abandoned after somebody announces they're "a bit cold."
Original mission was shampoo. Shampoo remains unaccounted for.
Fictional ‘Pier Appreciation Tariff’ would allow visitors up to three seconds of uninterrupted viewing before further payment is required.