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Thursday, 13 August 2026 · Eastbourne, East Sussex

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Brighton Council Unveils £3.8 Million Plan To "Reimagine" Brighton Palace Pier

Consultation to determine whether the word "pier" remains fit for purpose.

Brighton Council Unveils £3.8 Million Plan To "Reimagine" Brighton Palace Pier

BRIGHTON — Brighton & Hove City Council has launched a £3.8 million consultation exploring whether Brighton Palace Pier should undergo a "modern identity refresh" to better reflect the city's future.

Council documents suggest one proposal would see the landmark renamed "The Coastal Experience Platform", while another recommends removing the word "Palace" because it may "create unrealistic expectations."

Officials insist no decisions have been made.

"We're simply asking the public whether they'd like us to spend several years discussing the possibility of considering potential options," a council spokesperson explained.

The consultation invites residents to share their views through a 124-question online survey and a series of stakeholder engagement workshops entitled "Pier Futures."

Suggested improvements include introducing designated mindfulness zones, replacing traditional arcade sounds with "immersive coastal audio experiences" and installing information boards explaining that the sea has existed for "millions of years."

Brighton residents have reacted with cautious confusion.

"I thought they were fixing the loose floorboards," said lifelong resident Paul Simmons.

"Turns out they're thinking about changing the logo."

Visitors appeared equally puzzled.

"We came for doughnuts," said tourist Emma Lewis.

"We've accidentally joined a focus group."

Businesses on the pier remain unconvinced.

One arcade owner admitted he'd received six consultation emails before anyone had asked whether the lights in his amusement machines actually worked.

"We're apparently in Phase One."

"I've no idea what Phase Two is."

Council leaders say public engagement is vital and have pledged to carefully review every submission before deciding whether another consultation is required.

At the time of publication, Eastbourne Borough Council was reportedly "watching developments with great interest."

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