Satire 'News' Stories - Eastbourne, East Sussex
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The latest satirical stories from Eastbourne and the surrounding area, featuring local life, landmarks and community news.
40 published stories
Residents as far away as Hampden Park reportedly checking driveways despite not remembering where they parked.
Local man says pilots should "give us a ring when they're ready" and he'll leave after breakfast.
Officials admit removing the pebbles entirely would "leave very little beach".
Locals shocked to discover people travel hundreds of miles to look at something they've been driving past on the way to work.
Local dad expected to incorrectly identify up to 40 aircraft before Sunday evening.
Unloading operation expected to continue until lunchtime.
Council officials say there is currently "no evidence he intends to leave".
Local authorities say the 54-year-old remains "somewhere near Terminus Road".
New lane promises "minimal standing and maximum tutting."
Family eventually admits they may have "taken a wrong turn" somewhere near Beachy Head.