Hastings Man Travels To Eastbourne Without Passport Despite Friends Warning Him Not To Risk It
Family relieved after 17-mile international-style expedition successfully crosses Bexhill.
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Lewes Accidentally Holds Meeting Without Forming A Committee First
Residents horrified after suggestion is discussed, agreed upon and implemented in same afternoon.
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Eastbourne Man Who Said "We Needed The Rain" Now Demands It Stops Immediately
Local resident withdraws support for precipitation after discovering he has plans later.
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EXCLUSIVE: Anonymous Seagull Reveals How Eastbourne's Entire Chip-Theft Network Really Works
Whistleblower claims promenade is divided into territories and says tourists carrying open food are identified "before they've even reached the beach".
Eastbourne To Be Put In One Enormous Council With Hastings Because Apparently Nobody Has Suffered Enough
New authority will cover almost all of East Sussex in ambitious plan to make finding out who collects your bins significantly more exciting.
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Eastbourne Residents Stunned After Train Actually Arrives At Station
Passengers describe unprecedented scenes as service appears on departure board and then physically turns up.
Council To Spend £310,000 Replacing Perfectly Good Benches With Slightly Different Benches
Officials say new seating forms part of ambitious strategy to ensure residents are "sitting towards the future".
Eastbourne And Hastings Enter Diplomatic Crisis After Both Claim To Be "The Better End Of East Sussex"
Bexhill placed on high alert after finding itself geographically trapped between the two sides.
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Eastbourne Returns To Normal After Spending Four Days As Centre Of Known Universe
Airbourne 2026 declared a triumph as residents wake to disturbing sound of absolutely nothing flying over their houses.
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Eastbourne Seagulls Begin Charging Tourists £5 To Have Their Lunch Left Alone
Birds insist new "protection scheme" is entirely voluntary but consequences of refusing remain unclear.
Eastbourne Woman Puts Washing Out After Seeing Blue Sky, Immediately Causes Torrential Rain
Residents demand she checks the forecast next time before making decisions affecting the entire town.
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Eastbourne Man Accidentally Joins Tourist Coach And Doesn't Realise Until They Reach Beachy Head
Local resident says he "just followed everyone else" after becoming confused near the seafront.